Telling the Time
in the New World
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Q. What's is the difference between a
consultant and an infectious disease?
A. You can get rid of an infectious disease
Q. What is the difference between a consultant
and a rat?
A. There are some things a rat won't do
Q. What is the difference between a dead
consultant in the road and a dead snake?
A. Skid marks . . . before the snake
Three people escape from prison. One was an accountant who had been in for fiddling the books, one a lawyer who had misappropriated client money and one a management consultant who'd been caught double charging. They run for miles until they come upon an old barn where they decide to hide in the hayloft and rest. When they climb up, they find three large gunny sacks and decide to climb into them for camouflage. About an hour later the sheriff and his deputy comes into the barn. The sheriff tells his deputy to go up and check out the hayloft. When the deputy gets to the top the sheriff calls up, asking asked him what he sees and the deputy yells back, "Just three gunny sacks." The sheriff tells him to find out what is in them, so the deputy kicks the first sack, which had the lawyer in it.There is a brief pause and then the lawyer yaps, "Bow-wow", so the deputy tells the sheriff there's a dog in it. Then he kicks the sack with the accountant in it. The accountant sings, "Meow", so the deputy tells the sheriff there is a cat in it. Then he kicks the one with the management consultant in it, and there is no sound at all. So he kicks it again, Still no sound so he aims a particularly vicious kick at it. Silence and then finally a voice says, "Potatoes."
Borrow your watch - ask you the time - charge you for telling you the time - keep the watch - ask you the time again - suggest a retainer for further time updates - sell you back the watch but hold on to it with a maintenance contract. Ask you the temperature . . .
Copyright Pentacle1997-2005 Eddie Obeng 1994-2005 All rights reserved
